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I'm an internationally-touring stand up comedian from the UK πŸ‡¬πŸ‡§

Not touring now though am I because of this naughty virus

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I'll be taking my award-winning and critically-acclaimed show "Pig in Japan" to the Top of the World Comedy Festival in Kathmandu on Thursday September 19th.

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β€œCulture shock comedy has been done before, but Pig in Japan is a very fine example. Ollie Horn’s pure and joyous dedication to telling an entertaining tale allows him to incorporate its wider themes almost by stealth; the mark of a gifted storyteller.”
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